Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

[Davethegreat]

Granted but you break both of your legs and the extra week holiday was spent in the hospital.

Iwish to become borg!

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but Picard shot you with a machine gun in the holodeck.

iWish I could make General Tso's chicken.

[House]

Granted, and General Tso made you his personal cook for life.. But for below minimum wage.


I wish I had a pickle. (I keep wishing that in this game, yet none of you ever deliver.)

[Davethegreat]

Granted but the pickle was off.

Iwish for another duck pond.

[a200]

Granted, but then the duck pond is confiscated because you failed to pay your allegiance to PHPBB!!!! *DUN DUN DUN*

I wish I wasn't sick and had fast internet.

[Hank the Cowdog]

Granted, but you got injured instead and your new super duper high tech sleek blazing fast modem melted.

I wish I had an ethernet cable to get faster internet.

[Semi_Deus]

Granted, but its only 0.001 inch long.

I wish my battlefield 2 game could finally not break down when a server isn't found.

[House]

Granted. But your soldiers turn into helpless Sims? who cannot even manage to go to the bathroom.. Needless to say, you get pwned pretty badly in the battle.



I wish Ascraeus would come by the year 2010.

[Semi_Deus]

Granted, the vulcano is moved to your home.

I wish my Sims? could learn how to fight..

[a200]

Granted. Then one of your sims murders another sim, the police arrive and arrest that sim. Then the rest of the sims decide to fight the police officers and one sim has an axe and chops everybody up. Then you vomit on the keyboard from the graphic detail of it.

(Ok a sick corruption, o well )

I wish I had a copy of phpBB3.2, a copy not even the developers or anyone else has so I can sell it for $2bn and be rich.