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var Quote = new Array()
Quote[0] = 'I might be in the basement. I’ll go upstairs and check';
Quote[1] = 'I love giving opinions, I’ve got thousands.';
Quote[2] = 'Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.';
Quote[3] = 'I’m trying to find out if the second amendment protects the rights of cows to carry short range tactical nuclear weapons...';
Quote[4] = 'I’m actually pale blue. It takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white';
Quote[5] = 'You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen. I think they’re just to muffle the screams.';
Quote[6] = 'I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!';
Quote[7] = 'Anytime four men get into a Cab in New York without arguing, a Bank Robbery has just taken place.';
Quote[8] = 'Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can’t cure is neurotic stupidity.';
Quote[9] = 'For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.';
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote = Math.round(Math.random() * (Q - 1));
function showQuote()
{
	document.write(Quote[whichQuote]);
}
showQuote();
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